Nobody Likes Me Everybody Hates Me I'm Going to Eat Worms!

Or a big greasy McDonald's bacon, egg and cheese biscuit. Gotta love PMS. Anyway...how come no one is reading my blog dammit?? Or if you are, you aren't commenting. My psyche is very fragile and my self-esteem is in danger of plummeting sharply unless I receive some serious commenting from folks.

20 Years Later

That's right...20 years ago, I graduated from high school. And we all got together this weekend to celebrate it. It was fun. I felt I actually looked decent. For once, the bags and dark circles decided not to invade my eyes. I actually wore heels and didn't fall once..even after SEVERAL glasses of wine..then beer. Hey, I went to school in west Texas..get off my beer back. But I digress...anyway..it was fun, having good times..until..the wardrobe malfunction. Yes, that's right...here's the play-by-play. I go up to the bar to order another beer and the hostess runs up to me and shoves a safety pin in my face. I was shocked..but not as shocked as I would soon become. She states that 'there is a hole in the seam of your dress and I can see your butt crack'. Huh. I thought I'd go all night without hearing that. The bartender then mentions something about 'showing booty' and 'do I need help with the pin'. Um... NO....but it was nice to have a youngster say such things...but again..I digress. I then have thoughts of oh my gosh..how many of my classmates have seen my ass tonight?? Of course, I opted for wearing a black thong instead of regular panties..so...there was NOTHING covering my ass.
So..I'm not sure if my classmates will be sharing the wonderful memories of seeing each other again after 20 years, or the memories of Kim's lilly white ass blinding them all night.