Upper What??

Ahhh yes, back to therapy...errr blogland. I feel I had to return because I am coming upon a milestone in my life. Yes...I am about to turn 38. I know...you're tilting your head much like my basset hound does when I talk to him in *his* voice. You would think a milestone would be turning 40, 50, etc. But no...38. I say this because while being 37, I can still get away with saying that I am in my *mid 30s*. However, once I turn 38, all bets are off...I will be in my *upper 30s*. That means my 40s are right around the corner. Talk about depression. I mean seriously...I know they say that today's 40 is the new 20, but they haven't seen my wrinkles and cellulite. I don't know a 20 year old with wrinkles and cellulite...well...unless you consider the 20 year old elephant down at the zoo. Oh well, I guess there is nothing I can do about it really. I suppose I should look forward to the days of just being able to take out my teeth and have them self-clean in a bubble bath of Efferdent! And I can drink beer on the couch while watching football and not even have to get up to pee! I can just go in my adult diaper! Old age, I love you!